Waterproof Squirt Blanket™- Cloud The OG

Re-usable, machine washable and super plush. These leak-proof Splash Blankets (affectionately known ‘round here as ‘Squirt Blankets’) not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your sex juices, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and “let the flood gates” open.

Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like the clean up or sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). Not only are these blankets waterproof on both sides, they absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids and are stain-proof! And the even better news – clean up is as simple as throwing in the washing machine.

Seriously, this is the sexual accessory you didn’t know you needed (til you have it…and then you need seven). It looks like any other innocuous throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible, super cosy & warm and holds up to a litre of liquid (tried and tested). If you over-heat during sex, check out our summer bamboo blanket range here.

The waterproof technology in each Splash Blanket™ is undetectable and regardless of the size you purchase each Splash Blanket can hold up to 1L of liquid (or more!).

Sizes Available:

Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!

Small Square: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small – it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium Rectangle: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is ideal for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket.

Large Square: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.


One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.